Monday 30 March 2009

Batang Ai 2009 – Satu Lawan Satu (Sabung besai)

Anti-climax di Lubok Antu, Johnny Chuat enda nyadi engau urang bertanding lalu meri sukong iya ngagai calon PKR. Rugi meh kitai tu laban enda nemu ni naka undi ulih towkay Pegari tu enti iya bediri.

Ko rita, bisi kira kira 10,000 semua penyukong dua dua piak. Jawah Gerang ari PKR di iring MB Selangor enggau raban pembangkang bukai. Malcolm Mussen ari BN di iring CM kitai enggau tuai parti BN, Shafie Apdal bisi ga enggau ko rita sida.

Di Bukit Selambau, mensia dia nadai lembau bediri, bisi 15 iko. Tu nyadi sejarah dalam Malaysia paling mayuh kendidit bediri ba siti endor. This will also create the longest ever ballot paper for voting. Sama bela deka nyadi YB meh nya.

Di Bukit Gantang, umbas iya penyabau urang bediri, mina tiga iko. Menteri Besai baruh kayu ari PKR deka nguji popularity iya, sort of a referendum on what’s happening during the recent Perak Crisis.

Sama sama meh kitai nganti 7th April, ari urang muai undi.

Nemuai ke Lundu

Kemari leboh hari urang begau nganjung nama di LA, kami menyanak bisi nemuai pulai ari ke Lundu, ngusung bala mentua, ipar. Pasar Lundu baka biasa nadai entu mayuh urang laban nadai pengrami.

Pasar Lundu


Dewan Suarah, baka gamal "Opera House".

Sunday 29 March 2009

Pengawa Bepilih Parti UMNO 2009

Pengawa bepilih parti UMNO udah tembu, Khairy Jamaluddin menang bepilih jadi Ketua Pemuda UMNO, Shahrizat Abdul Jalil menang pergerakan Wanita lalu Muhyiddin Yassin menang nyadi sapit kepala parti.

Khairy ke selalu disindir Tun Mahathir ketegal ngembuan ati deka nyadi Prime Minister paling biak menang ngalah ke anak Mahathir empu enggau Khir Toyo. Graduate ari Oxford tu enda disadang tau menang laban calon bukai baka ke hebat agi, tambah Khairy bisi disebut terlibat enggau rasuah.

Shahrizat Abdul Jalil ke ngalah ke Rafidah Aziz pan nyadi berita besai laban dalam parti UMNO jarang urang No.1 alah betanding. Shahrizat tu suba alah laban anak Anwar maya bepilih besai taun nyin tadi.

Muhyiddin Yassin menang ngalahka Muhamad Muhamad Taib, sepatut iya urang lumor dua dalam UMNO ila tau nyadi PM. But we never know, in the case of Mahathir his successor was his fourth assistant.

Rita bukai ari PWTC, pengari ari Sabah mayoh menang maya bepilih UMNO, sekeda Menteri besai, Menteri Federal bisi alah, Mahathir deka pulai baru masuk UMNO.

Pengawa bepilih besai parti UMNO endang selalu diperatika urang Malaysia laban diatu sida megai kuasa. Diatu mensia berengkah ngalih perati ngagai pengawa bepilih mit baka ke ba Batang Ai.

Saturday 28 March 2009

Batang Ai – Sari sebedau Nganjung nama

Lemai tu calon BN enggau calon PKR sama sama bisi ngereja pengawa miring/bedara ba menua diri empu. Nyu baka ke deka nurun ngayau, minta tulong minta saup ari antu ari petara meh nya. Malam tu mesti tumu tindok awakka bisi mimpi manah.

Jawah Gerang udah dipadu nyadi calon ari PKR ngelaban Malcom Mussen calon ngari ke BN. Utai ke apin temu diatu ianya pasal Johnny Chuat ke deka bediri ngati kediri. Bisi ayan gambar dalam internet iya udah ngambi pom kena bediri, lalu bisi mega rita iya tu deka narit diri, nyau baka cerita Hindustan, maioh suspense. Tang enti enda nyadi Johnny will have a lot of explanation to do after all the hoo ha, arapka enda ngacau business Majalah Pegari dudi ila.

Urang dijangka rami endar pagila ba LA, ninga rita bisi dalam 10,000 deka ngiring calon. Tu endang sabong pasang besai.

Earth Hour 2009

Kami sebilik bisi enggau urang madam ke lampu maya Earth Hour tadi, tang semina 20 minit aja. Lebuh aku meresa keluar rumah, bala jiran ke kami ditu endang nadai apanama, agi terang baka selama, nadai madam lampu. Api ba jalai nadai padam.

Udah ka abis berita ba TV3, pasang kami api laban bisi temuai datai. Ni alah kitai berandau dalam petang, kitai ka meri urang ngirup ai kupi, makai ruti tussah enti nadai api.

Sida ke nembiak begau, laban jarang diau dalam petang. Enggai aku nusoi pasal kitai agi suba maya ke apin bisi api karan, enggai ke kumbai sida iya bula.

Sunday 22 March 2009

Updates on Batang Ai 2009

Naka ke diatu manok sabong ari PKR agi apin temu, nyangka tegal tusah milih antara Bawin enggau Jawah. Tang pemutus perkara nya dijangka tembu pagila.

Siko Kendidit bebas, Johnny Chuat ari Majalah Pegari bisi rita deka enggau urang bediri, enti tu amat, this mean that there will be a three corner fight.

Ari sepiak BN, nadai berubah agi mengkang Malcom Mussen.

Sunday 15 March 2009

Liverpool completes the double over MU (4-1)

By 11.00pm yesterday these four players, Torres, Gerrard, Aurelio and Dossena were the toast of all hardcore Kop’s fans the World over after scoring for Liverpool for their biggest victory over MU in 73 years. The exact date was on 21 Nov 1936 and the score was 5 - 2 in favour of the Kops.
That's mean the last time it happened Sarawak was still under rule of the Brookes. Our CM was only 6 months old and George Chan was 2 months old, Jabu was not yet born.

Four different players from four different Countries and their four goals last Saturday at Old Trafford will remind SAF that while the BPL’s title is probably still within his grasp but getting the more prestigious Champion League will have an obstacle in the form of Liverpool.

Thursday 12 March 2009

The Candidates so far for Batang Ai

Manok ari kedua piak apin pansut. Nama bisi disebut tang apin tentu confirm, nama kebuah, bisi meh kebuah iya. Baka kitai ke main poker, there got to be some bluff.

So far from the dark blue corner the leading name is Malcom Mussen, senior Gov't servant and from the light blue corner it should be either Bawin or Jawah, both seasoned politicians.

Rami pasar Lubok Antu seminggu dua minggu tu ila wai .....

N29 Batang Ai - Past Election Results

The hot topic in Sarawak now is about the coming Batang Ai by Election. Past Results of the elections show that it's always a tough fight. Previously the constituency was known as Ulu Ai and used to be the stronghold of SNAP until the birth of "Dayakism".

The voters here has a history of giving equal chance to both sides, semua bisi peluang menang ditu. Kadang kadang parti perintah menang lalu bisi mega calon bebas enggau parti penyakal kala menang ba sitak tu.

2006

a) Dublin Unting ak Ingkot (BN-PRS) …. 3,295
b) Nicholas Bawin Anggat (SNAP)…….. ............... 2,489

2001

a) Dublin Unting ak Ingkot (BN-PBDS) ……. Unopposed


1996

a) Dublin Unting ak Ingkot (BN-PBDS) ……….. 3,882
b) Klinsing ak Manau (Bebas) ……………….................…. 1,327

1991

a) Dublin Unting ak Ingkot (PBDS) …………….. 2,558
b) Mikai ak Mandau (BN-PBB) ……………. 2,475


1987

a) Mikai ak Mandau (PBDS) …………….. 2,761
b) Nicholas Bawin Anggat (BN-SNAP) …………. 2,020

1983

a) Sylvester Langit (SNAP) ........................... 1,421
b) David ak Jemut (PBDS) ........................................... 1,413
c) Benedict Bujang Tembak (Bebas) ............................1,009

1979
a) David ak Jemut (BN-SNAP) ................................... (Unopposed)


1974
a) David ak Jemut (SNAP) ............................... 1,479
b) Benedict Bujang ak Tembak (BN-PBB) .................... 1,280

1970
a) David ak Jemut (SNAP) ...................................... 934
b) Tutong ak Ningkan (Pesaka) ............................................... 889
c) Rabit ak Nanang (SUPP) ..................................................... 531
d) Penghulu Manau (Bebas) .................................................... 351
e) Ebai ak Inyang (Bebas) ...................................................... 86
f) Ahmad b Ibrahim Leek (Sarawak Alliance) ................... 80

To win you need at least 3,000 votes or RM300,000, the more the better. This is on a budget of overall RM100 per head, not to be given to the voters but to cover the general expenses such as fuel, transportation charges, rental of generators, access fees for broadband, posters, the nasi bungkus and other unexplainable charges.

Back again .....

Last post was in 2006 ...

Since then lots has happened, lots of people blogging now.

Bloggers has lots to say/roles in politics.

So this is the reboot of this blog